So I am at work leaning against a counter because we are dead slow; and naturally I am on tumblr. Anyways my coworker comes up to me and, I had previously told him I would go sweep the bathrooms, I grab the room and hastily say “alright alright! I’ll work now” as I walk away.
He tells me how he couldn’t hear me, and asks “or are you just mumbling again?”
And all I could think of was: I don’t have a baby, I am not part of the mumblrs.
You have ruined me, tumblr.